Function Drinks

With a technical and sophisticated look, Function is drawing more attention than ever on the shelves, unified under the banner of concrete science, each drink touts its own unique and powerful functionality. The presence of our “created by physicians” seal displayed on the front of our drinks is serious business. Its one of the many things that sets us apart from the other so-called functional drinks on the market.

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Function Water

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Function Water

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Water

Water

Impulses. They’re responsible for the sale-rack polyester jumpsuit you’ll never wear but had to have, the tattoo of your ex’s name forever on you ankle, and the proper performance of your cells…what? That’s right, impulses, of the electrical variety, are found in the cells of your nerves, muscles, and heart. And electrolytes are like little messengers, helping to send signals between these charged cells. It’s crucial to keep your electrolytes replenished to maintain the voltage on your electric current. Zap.

Function water starts off as fresh artesian water that’s vapor-distilled to remove all impurities. This makes it the best tasting water, possibly every. Then our physician-developed formula adds in the perfect balance of electrolytes to keep your cells operating at their personal best.

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Function Flavors

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Function Flavors

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Urban Detox

Urban Detox

Comes in Prickly Pear and Goji Berry

You are city warrior. You jog in the smog and party on work nights. And as souvenirs of your noble escapades, you collect pollutants in your body.
Function: Urban Detox is your daily tonic for city living!

Featuring a powerful combination of Prickly Pear extract and the smog scrubbing super antioxidant NAC, Urban Detox is designed to support healthy lungs and and sinuses in the face of particulate airborne pollution, these same ingredients support the liver’s efforts in combating hangovers.

Play as hard as your work, let Urban Detox be your shield.

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Shock Sports

Shock Sports

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Alternate Energy

Alternate Energy

Available in Strawberry Guava and Citrus Yuzu

Are you as tired as we are of all those artificial, toxic-tasting energy drinks? Or are you just plain tired? The docs at Function worked around the clock to develop a 100% natural energy formula that can keep you going all day and all night long.
We’ve assembled an All-Star team of rare rainforest imports (now grown at home), including muira puama, catuaba, guarana, and yerba mate, which release energy at a smooth, consistent rate over a long period of time. Predictable, reliable, renewable energy.

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Brainiac

Brainiac

Brainian keeps your mind strong, healthy, and alert.

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Light Weight

Light Weight

Available in Acai Pomegranate, Blueberry Raspberry, Pink, and Peach Mango

Negativity. In co-workers, therapists, and kindergarten teachers, negativity is generally a bad thing. In calorie counting, however, negativity is quite positive. Inside the bottle is a physician-developed formula of powerhouse ingredients designed to ignite your natural metabolism. Polygonum Cusidatum (an important source of red wine extract Reservatrol) and EGCG, from green tea, rev up and support your natural calorie burning engine. Gymnema extract supports healthy insulin levels and normal carbohydrate metabolism. So stay negative, it’s a good look for you.

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